Cottage Bong | Red Mushroom House Glass Bong
🍄 Red roof. White walls. Zero thoughts. Just vibes. ❤️
The Cottage Bong | Red Edition is a sculpted mushroom house bong for the kind of stoner who smokes before journaling and thinks fungi are sexy. It’s equal parts fairy tale and feral impulse, built to look like an enchanted cottage and hit like unresolved trauma.
With a vibrant red glass cap, clean white base, and built in percolator, this bong turns every sesh into a ritual. It’s not just a pipe, it’s a full cottagecore manifestation spell.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Red Mushroom Design: Folklore fantasy, zero forest rent
- Percolator Cooling Chamber: Smooth hits for chaotic mornings
- Display-Worthy Glass: Half sculpture, half coping mechanism
- Durable & Daily-Use Ready: Just like you, it’s fragile but functional
Use it when you're manifesting peace but accidentally summon your ex instead.