The Water Bearer's Spiral
♒️💙 A bong for when you’ve transcended emotional regulation and entered your Aquarius era. 💙♒️
This is The Water Bearer’s Spiral. This true blue, loop-de-loop bong is perfect for someone who’s read their birth chart and ignored all the warnings.
Modeled after the Aquarian(s) in your life.
Its design? Confusing. Fluid. Alien. A spiraling blue abstraction that dares you to question whether it’s art, a filtration system, or a vortex in glass form.
✨ Features include:
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Interdimensional loop path, or maybe just fancy filtration
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Cobalt glass that looks cold because it is
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Smooth pull, no follow-up
This bong will help you channel that aloof energy that all, non Aquarians dream about.* Without faking it.
*Results not guaranteed. But technically possible.