• The Water Bearer's Spiral
  • The Water Bearer's Spiral

The Water Bearer's Spiral

Regular price $88.88
Unit price per

♒️💙 A bong for when you’ve transcended emotional regulation and entered your Aquarius era. 💙♒️

This is The Water Bearer’s Spiral. This true blue, loop-de-loop bong is perfect for someone who’s read their birth chart and ignored all the warnings.

Modeled after the Aquarian(s) in your life. 

Its design? Confusing. Fluid. Alien. A spiraling blue abstraction that dares you to question whether it’s art, a filtration system, or a vortex in glass form.

✨ Features include:

  • Interdimensional loop path, or maybe just fancy filtration

  • Cobalt glass that looks cold because it is

  • Smooth pull, no follow-up

This bong will help you channel that aloof energy that all, non Aquarians dream about.* Without faking it. 

*Results not guaranteed. But technically possible.
Discreet Shipping
Smash Proof Packaging
Real Humans, Not Bots
Easy Returns

Babes Who Bought It, Sound Off

  • ★★★★★
    A quote from a customer or staff member can help show off your products' unique selling points.
    Source
  • ★★★★★
    A quote from a customer or staff member can help show off your products' unique selling points.
    Source
  • ★★★★★
    A quote from a customer or staff member can help show off your products' unique selling points.
    Source

don't light up with a basic bic

20% off lighters when you pair ’em with glass. Hot deals only.

YOUR CART'S SOULMATES

We peeked in your vibe bag and picked these out. No notes.

Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

FDA Disclosure

This product is not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 18 or 21 depending on the laws of your governing state or territory. This product should be used only as directed on the label. It should not be used if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult with a physician before use, especially if you have a medical condition or use prescription medications. A doctor's advice should be sought before using any of these products. All trademarks and copyrights are property of their respective owners and are not affiliated with nor do they endorse this product. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. By using this site you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site. Void Where Prohibited By Law.