Balloon Dog Dab Rig | Blue Glass Clown Art Rig
🎈 Made by real clowns. Ripped by even bigger ones. 🤡
This is the Balloon Dog Dab Rig, a blue glass monstrosity that combines childhood whimsy with adult chaos. It’s shaped like a balloon animal and smokes like a punchline to your coping mechanisms.
Blown from sturdy blue glass and rigged with a clear quartz banger, this clown core icon is as ridiculous as it is reliable. Whether you’re dabbing through heartbreak or just clowning around, this rig brings the drama and the drip.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Balloon Dog Design: For the stoner who peaked at the circus
- Blue Borosilicate Glass: Strong enough for daily tears of laughter
- Clear Quartz Banger Included: Heat fast, hit hard
- Functional Art Freakshow: Smoke it or display it. Or both.
Let’s be honest: this piece isn’t just a rig, it’s a spiritual diagnosis.