Black Holy Smokes Joint or Vape Stash Case

Black Holy Smokes Joint or Vape Stash Case

No one knows exactly where she came from—possibly a Vatican gift shop fire sale, possibly a truck stop outside Barstow. What we do know is she now houses pre-rolls and judgment in equal measure.

Flames lick her sides like a warning. Or an invitation. Or just... poor boundaries. Inside? A sacred scroll of herbal intentions. Outside? The kind of energy that makes TSA agents nervous.

She’s not here to convert you. She’s here to protect your joints like they’re relics from a hotter, higher realm.

Key Features:

• Versatile Storage: Perfect for joints, vape cartridges, rolling papers, secrets, breath mints, or that one emergency crystal.
• Gospel-Sized Portability: With outer dimensions of 4.27" (L) x 2.75" (W) and inner dimensions of 3.45" (L) x 2.00" (W), this case fits easily into your pocket or bag.
• Iconic: Wrapped in holy flames and heresy on both sides. "Holy Smokes" printed on the top side, so you never forget your higher calling. 
• Vape Insert Option: Swap in the modular insert to cradle your vape—because versatility is hot. The vape insert holds a vape battery, cartridge, and charger securely in one place.
• Makes You Look Like You Have Your Sh*t Together
  Even when you're chain-smoking roaches in Crocs at 3 a.m.

Why Choose the Holy Smokes Case?

It’s printed by hand in our Downtown Los Angeles studio, not outsourced or mass-produced, which means every case has been touched (lovingly) by real people who care about making things well.

We ship discreetly—every package goes out under CB Co., so no one’s business is in your business. No loud branding on the box, no weird surprises at the mailroom. Just clean, low-key delivery.