• Green glass spiral loop bong with dual-chamber design – Groundhog Day Loop Bong by Cannabitches
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Groundhog Day Loop Bong

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This is the Groundhog Day Loop Bong. A statement piece dedicated to repetition, delusion, and pretending today will be different.
Spoiler: it won’t.

Shaped like a sci-fi pretzel and built for circular logic, this bong was designed to trap you in a cycle of wake, bake, spiral, repeat. You’ll hit it. You’ll forget you hit it. You’ll hit it again. Time is fake. This thing knows.

✨ Features include:

  • Dual-chamber loop that perfectly mimics your patterns of avoidance

  • Green glass that says, “I’m fine,” but like, very clearly isn’t

  • Hits so smooth it might erase the memory of yesterday entirely

Use it when you’re trapped in a time loop. Or a relationship. Or your 9–5. Honestly? What’s the difference?

All products are sold for tobacco use and legal herbal blends only.



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