• Retro Shroom Joint Case | Retro Stash Holder
  • Retro Shroom Joint Case | Retro Stash Holder

Retro Shroom Joint Case | Retro Stash Holder

Regular price $20.00
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This is the Retro Shroom Square Case, a groovy little joint box covered in orange mushroom chaos and flower power delusion. It’s giving 70s wallpaper, backyard microdose, and “I definitely made these cookies too strong.”

Wrapped in soft faux leather with a repeating pattern of smiling fungi and daisy chain dreams, this stash case doesn’t just store your goods it completes your look. On the inside, dual metal tension arms hold joints, vape carts, or whatever you’re pretending is “for later.”

Dimensions: 3.75" x 3.25" compact enough for bell bottoms, bold enough for burnout.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • All-Over Mushroom Print: Psychedelic nostalgia meets functional storage
  • Soft Faux Leather Finish: Retro vibes with modern grip
  • Metal Clip Interior: Keeps your stash from bouncing out mid-bender
  • Portable & Playful: 3.75" x 3.25" daily driver for the flower child stoner

Pairs well with vintage lighters, questionable brownies, and the playlist your mom warned you about.
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YOUR CART'S SOULMATES

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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

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