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Bongs That Slap
From Saturn orbs to triple percs, these glass girls pull hard
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Lighters That Match Your Energy
From cute to chaotic, these fire-starters are anything but basic.
For Girls Who Smoke Pretty
Cannabitches sells lighters, grinders, and glassware for stoners who match their bong to their outfit. From pink grinders to trippy torch lighters, everything we sell brings color, chaos, and cuteness to your sesh.
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The Blunt Truth
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Sacred Weed Rituals That Feel Mysterious (But Take Like, 5 Minutes)
We've all been there, right? Sleep paralysis. You wake up and there's a demon sitting on your chest. You try to move. You can't. The demon laughs maniacally in your face, and says "Not today." They watch you squirm. They...
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Read My Mind
Oh. You found this. How unfortunate. I make accessories for altered states. ...often while in one 🤫Sometimes the states write back. The messages get annoyingly heavy if I keep them too long. They have to go somewhere before they start leaking...
