Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong
Huge hits. No future. 💨🦖
Introducing the Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong, forged in the shape of a short-armed lizard king, in his prime, right before the collapse of his empire. Relatable.
This bong will take you back to simpler times. A time before 9-5's. A time before billionaires. A time when sharp toothed kings and queens ruled the earth with claws that literally slayed.
- High-Quality Material: Made from robust glass, ensuring resilience against heat and impact. May not be asteroid resistant though.
- Sculpted Design: Shaped like a T-Rex with no survival instincts. The claws on this little king are fire though.
- Enhanced Filtration: Equipped with a percolator that cools and filters smoke, providing a smoother inhalation experience.
If you're looking for an escape to prehistoric times, the Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong will spiritually transport you there.
Tiny arms. Wide eyes. Vibes of a lizard king who just found out about climate change and just chose to get high instead.