• Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong
  • Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong
  • Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong
  • Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong

Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong

Regular price $77.00
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Huge hits. No future. 💨🦖

Introducing the Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong, forged in the shape of a short-armed lizard king, in his prime, right before the collapse of his empire. Relatable.

This bong will take you back to simpler times. A time before 9-5's. A time before billionaires. A time when sharp toothed kings and queens ruled the earth with claws that literally slayed.

  • High-Quality Material: Made from robust glass, ensuring resilience against heat and impact. May not be asteroid resistant though.
  • Sculpted Design: Shaped like a T-Rex with no survival instincts. The claws on this little king are fire though.
  • Enhanced Filtration: Equipped with a percolator that cools and filters smoke, providing a smoother inhalation experience.

If you're looking for an escape to prehistoric times, the Blazed to Extinction T-Rex Bong will spiritually transport you there. 

Tiny arms. Wide eyes. Vibes of a lizard king who just found out about climate change and just chose to get high instead. 
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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

FDA Disclosure

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