• Pink spherical Saturn-style bong with pedestal base and top-mounted mouthpiece
  • Pink spherical Saturn-style bong with pedestal base and top-mounted mouthpiece

Saturn Bong | Pretty in Orbital Pink

Regular price $77.77
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It's not just a bong. It’s a planet you can hit.

Meet the Saturn Bong | Pink Edition, your new pastel spaceship for cloudy adventures. With its smooth orbital shape, vertical mouthpiece, and ultra sturdy base, this piece is all about big function in a soft, scene girl silhouette.

Whether you’re matching it with your bedroom LED lights or just want your stoner gear to actually be cute, this one hits different.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Round Saturn Shape: Filters smoke like a celestial goddess
  • Vertical Neck: No splashback, no mess, just clean rips
  • Soft Pink Tint: Scene vibes, Y2K stoner girl core
  • Compact & Bold: Feels retro-futuristic without taking up shelf space
  • Durable Base: Thick enough to survive light chaos

A lil space, a lil sass, a lot of pink. Go ahead, take one small step for glass, one giant rip for hot people.
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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

FDA Disclosure

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