• The Saturn Return Bong
  • The Saturn Return Bong

The Saturn Return Bong

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Congratulations, babe — your life is in shambles and you’re hot. You must be going through your Saturn return. Whether you're ghosting your therapist, blocking your ex, or just chain-smoking herbs and manifesting stability, this bong is your cosmic companion.

The Saturn Return Bong is shaped like the ringed planet herself — a pastel pink celestial body sent from the universe to help you emotionally spiral with style. She’s got curves, she’s got orbit, and she hits smoother than your favorite playlist of sad-girl anthems.

Made for anyone who’s ever cried during a full moon. This piece isn’t just a bong — it’s a planetary rite of passage.

✨ Gravitational pull includes:

  • Durable glass construction

  • Wide bowl for heavy emotional loads

  • Planet-core percolation for a clean cosmic rip

Smoke like the world revolves around you. Because during your Saturn return? It kinda does.

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