• Eye Love You To Death | Plain Black Tarryn Ann Joint Case
  • Eye Love You To Death | Plain Black Tarryn Ann Joint Case

Eye Love You To Death | Plain Black Tarryn Ann Joint Case

Regular price $20.00
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🖤 She sees all. Especially your bad decisions. 👀

The original. Not bubbly like her purple and sparkly counterparts- she’s dark, she’s judgy, and she’s...oozing?

Designed by Tarryn Ann, this case features a dripping cosmic heart-bow with an all-seeing eye that knows you’re already drafting that “hey stranger” text for the next Mercury retrograde. 

And yes, she is judging.
And no, the retrograde didn't make you do it...again.

Before you start convincing yourself he was your twin flame, take a breath and open up this queen for clarity.

She contains multitudes...mostly your rolling papers, moon water samples, and the emotional debris of your last situationship.

Wipe clean with sage. Keep her appeased with small sacrifices of Sour Diesel. Preferably in joint form. Cute rolling papers never hurt.

Product Details:

Hard rectangular shell in matte black faux leather
Premium Tarryn Ann artwork with a glossy top coat
Satisfying click closure for your little secrets
Compact size measuring 3.75" x 3.25" - fits purses, pockets, or the abyss you call a tote bag
Limited run: when it’s gone, it’s gone (unlike your lingering Scorpio attachment issues

Discreet Shipping
Smash Proof Packaging
Real Humans, Not Bots
Easy Returns

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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.
  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.