• Cottage Core Bong | Red Mushroom House Glass Bong
  • Red mushroom shaped cottage bong with white glass stem and percolator chamber

Cottage Core Bong | Red Mushroom House Glass Bong

Regular price $85.00
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🍄 Red roof. White walls. Zero thoughts. Just vibes. ❤️

The Cottage Bong | Red Edition is a sculpted mushroom house bong for the kind of stoner who smokes before journaling and thinks fungi are sexy. It’s equal parts fairy tale and feral impulse, built to look like an enchanted cottage and hit like unresolved trauma.

With a vibrant red glass cap, clean white base, and built in percolator, this bong turns every sesh into a ritual. It’s not just a pipe, it’s a full cottagecore manifestation spell.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Red Mushroom Design: Folklore fantasy, zero forest rent
  • Percolator Cooling Chamber: Smooth hits for chaotic mornings
  • Display-Worthy Glass: Half sculpture, half coping mechanism
  • Durable & Daily-Use Ready: Just like you, it’s fragile but functional

Use it when you're manifesting peace but accidentally summon your ex instead.
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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

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