• Lava lamp–shaped glass bong with colorful floating balloon decorations inside.
  • Lava lamp–shaped glass bong with colorful floating balloon decorations inside.

Love + Light Lava Lamp Bong | Pink Psychedelic Balloon Bubble Bong

Regular price $30.00
Unit price per

🪩 If a lava lamp and a therapy session had a baby, this would be it.

The Love + Light Lava Lamp Bong is an emotional support object disguised as a bong — or maybe the other way around. With floating balloon shapes suspended in psychedelic glass, this piece channels retro sleepover energy, childhood wonder, and just enough weird to make it sacred.

It’s more than a bong. It’s a mood stabilizer. A visual affirmation. A reminder that getting high is a valid form of spiritual practice.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Lava Lamp Shape: Retro body with dreamy melted-glass silhouette

  • Balloon Inlays: Trippy, colorful glass balloons suspended mid-bong

  • Statement Glass: No two pieces are exactly the same — just like you

  • Function + Fantasy: Pulls smooth, looks like a hallucination

Pairs best with glitter, crying at 3AM, and someone who says “I see your aura.”

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Easy Returns

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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.
  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.