• Green glass spiral loop bong with dual-chamber design – Groundhog Day Loop Bong by Cannabitches
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  • Green spiral loop bong with double chamber – Groundhog Day Loop Bong by Cannabitches

Groundhog Day Loop Bong

Regular price $88.88
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This is the Groundhog Day Loop Bong. A statement piece dedicated to repetition, delusion, and pretending today will be different.
Spoiler: it won’t.

Shaped like a sci-fi pretzel and built for circular logic, this bong was designed to trap you in a cycle of wake, bake, spiral, repeat. You’ll hit it. You’ll forget you hit it. You’ll hit it again. Time is fake. This thing knows.

✨ Features include:

  • Dual-chamber loop that perfectly mimics your patterns of avoidance

  • Green glass that says, “I’m fine,” but like, very clearly isn’t

  • Hits so smooth it might erase the memory of yesterday entirely

Use it when you’re trapped in a time loop. Or a relationship. Or your 9–5. Honestly? What’s the difference?
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Before You Freak Out…

Yes, it ships discreet. Yes, we’ll replace it. Breathe.

  • All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no loud branding, and no clues about what’s inside. Your business is your business.

  • Sh*t happens. If your piece arrives damaged, we’ll send a free replacement ASAP. No hassle, no attitude. Just send us a photo and we’ll make it right.

  • We pack and ship orders within 1–2 business days, and most babes get their stuff in under a week. You’ll get tracking the second it leaves our hands.

  • Nope. We don’t put anything on the box that says "Cannabitches" or suggests what's inside. It's like a secret stash from us to you.

  • We don’t accept returns on used gear (ew), but if something’s wrong with your order, our team of actual humans will fix it fast.

  • If we haven’t shipped it yet, we’ll do our best to help. Just reach out to our support team ASAP. We’re chill, we get it.

FDA Disclosure

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